Lovesick Poet T-Shirts

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"Swing me with your words."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'When love is color Blind.'

Love birds: 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'

"Hey ChatGPT, compose an eloquent and poetic courtship monologue."

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

Jump-Rope Rhymes For Adults

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

Evolution of love

Tunnel of what passes for love these days. Tickets.

The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

"A guy can fall in love with a smile, then make the mistake of marrying the whole girl."

"He and I connected physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, humorously, technologically, and self-destructively."

"Have you got anyone on your books who's desperate and doesn't care what I look like?"

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

Cupid accidentally kills one of his targets.

"You're a pig in bed."

"Of course my hands are warm, baby. All my blood has rushed to my seuxal organs."

A man smoking a post-coital cigarette sees a woman leaving a note in a suggestions box.

Relationship problems.

"You know I don't like to cuddle."

'Ever considered playing EASY to get?'

"Before I give you this anonymous Valentine's card coudl you just sign this waiver confirming that you won't fall uncontrollably in love with me...or take out a sexual harassment suit!"

"I been to CVS, Whole Foods, Duane Reade, Stop & Shop, Safeway, Walgreens, Publix, Star Market, WinCo, Wegman's, Trader Joe's, Post Office..."

'Wait! The dating agency got it wrong! You should have dated me before her!'