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Love Birds

"You don't whisper anymore."

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

Storage Unit of Love

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

'I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer.'

"I liked it better when we just had your people call my people."

"If you'll have me, I'd like to be your blind spot."

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

"I told you. All men are reptiles.!

"What's come between us?"

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

'What do you mean, our marriage license has expired?'

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."

'I'm his best friend, until his wife walks in.'

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."

Husband / Wife / On The Side

Relationship improving since husband only talks in his sleep

" and my husband will have..."

"If you've been affected by any issues raised during our love-making there's a number you can call."

'Do try and look intelligent-here comes my first husband...'

"Your wife is in overly critical condition."

Retired Talk Show Host.

"I need a teeny tiny handbag so I don't have to stow away my husband's wallet, phone and reading glasses."

"It turns out I was having an affair and I didn't even know it."