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Love Birds

"You don't whisper anymore."

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

Storage Unit of Love

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

'I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer.'

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

"I liked it better when we just had your people call my people."

"He, Igor? Who are we to play God with its gender pronouns?"

"If you'll have me, I'd like to be your blind spot."

"What's come between us?"

"I told you. All men are reptiles.!

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

This is awkward, but I need to ask if you'd like to donate your body to science.

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

'What do you mean, our marriage license has expired?'

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

'You're not a zombie Ralph, you're just a little depressed.'

'Do try and look intelligent-here comes my first husband...'

Relationship improving since husband only talks in his sleep

'I'm his best friend, until his wife walks in.'

" and my husband will have..."

"It turns out I was having an affair and I didn't even know it."

'I hope you came with a receipt.'

"Your wife is in overly critical condition."

"I need a teeny tiny handbag so I don't have to stow away my husband's wallet, phone and reading glasses."

Husband / Wife / On The Side

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."