Loves Mixing Past And Present Pillows

Caveman in office, "Miss Jones, come in here and bring me up to date."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

Dog History

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

Lady Jane Grey

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

The Town Tweeter

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

Noah directs animals aboard the ark featuring first class and tourist sections.

"Actually, I was first drawn to Judaism not because of the religious beliefs but the dietary restrictions!"

"Hear ye! Hear ye! You have [5] notifications ..."

"OK, Brutus, I'll pencil you in, for the Ides of March..."

Nostalgia Club: This week's topics - Low Gas prices, Coffee Klatches and Pensions.

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"Velcro!"

'When did YOU get your own website?'

'Morris dancing' "As part of 'Cool Britannia' it's actually our chefs cousin Morris who's heavily into hip hop..."

Medusa takes a selfie

"They just don't build hedges like they used to."

'When does the screen saver come on?'

"No, Sven, it's 'Destruct and Pillage'...not 'construct a village'!"

Noah's Ark Security.

Do Not Enter Without Masks

Digital Hourglass

Rabbi on the Roof with Dreidels