Blend Of Old And New Lover Pillows

Digital Hourglass

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Fossil record player.

Colonial Larrysburg.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"Everybody meets online these days."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Groovy Baby

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Hippie Edibles Co.

The Clown Hit

'I miss the great depression.'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"The record player is skipping again."

Mangle

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"