Blend Of Old And New Lover Gifts

Digital Hourglass

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Fossil record player.

Colonial Larrysburg.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"Everybody meets online these days."

Groovy Baby

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Young Elvis

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

The Clown Hit

Hippie Edibles Co.

In the eighties, Americans knew how to be Americans. Big cars. Big radios. Big hair. Everything was big. Unfortunately, I was so buff that all my huge stuff looked tiny in comparison. So I would loan my stuff to the skinniest, wimpiest kid I could find. Hold this. Let me reminisce vicariously through you. (Sigh.) Those were the days. Is it working?

"The record player is skipping again."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

F&E International. I miss the days when the import/export business was easy come/easy go.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

'I miss the great depression.'

60's GoGo Girl...Past/60's GoGo Girl...Present.

Mangle

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."