'I'm sorry, Hargrove - But I'm afraid this time a simple reprimand just won't do.'
Loves Dark Comedy Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with fans of dark comedy? Our collection blends wit and irony, making it ideal for those who appreciate humor that’s a bit on the darker side. Perfect for fans of stand-up, sitcoms, or comedians who push boundaries, these products bring a playful yet provocative vibe to everyday items.
Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.
Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.
'You're overdue for your checkup.'
"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."
'... And this is my cellar.'
At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'
"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."
'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'
Dead Funny
'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'
"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."
Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.
'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'
"I thought you wanted me to change."
"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"
Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.
"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"
"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."
Giant ape juggling planes and captive.
'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'
"Housekeeping?!"
"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"
"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"
"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"
"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"
Scene from 'Night of the Koala'
The Reaper's Arms
'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'
OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!
"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."
"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."
100 best beheadings
'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'
"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."
Loves Dark Comedy Gifts Collection
Loves Dark Comedy Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for more dark comedy-inspired designs that bring humor and wit to your daily routine.
Loves Dark Comedy Pillows
Browse our pillows for more quirky and darkly humorous designs that add character and a laugh to any room.
Loves Dark Comedy Prints
Discover our prints collection for more clever artwork that celebrates the allure of dark comedy and sharp wit.
Loves Dark Comedy T-Shirts
Check out our T-shirts for more edgy, dark humor designs that make a bold statement and showcase their unique sense of comedy.