Lover Of Dark Comedy Gifts

'For God's sake, Elias - it's 1645! If you don't let me out by 1700, the dinner will be ruined!'

Laughing area.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Dead Funny

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"Housekeeping?!"

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Pastries and Candy

The Reaper's Arms

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."