Lovers Of International Humor Gifts

Playing Chess with Australians...

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Raised by Dogs

'Hon, I'm home!'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"Returns"

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"I love you the way the French love Jerry Lewis."

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

"He still hasn't figured out how to get out of his invisible cubicle."

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

Mime Prison

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

'I 'Marvo the magician', being of right mind...have taken it with me.'

After an argument, they always kissed and made up.

"And what would you consider your legacy to be, Dr. Fauci, when all of this is behind us?"

"Control yourselves!... I only said you may kiss the bride!"

STILL LIVES - 'I never know if I'm coming or going with you!'

'You're healthy as an eohippus!'

Arm puncture...

Snowmen during the Stone Age...

'That's what you get for discovering gravity, Sir Isaac.'

"Should've let go of the plane when I told you to."

'Jogging is a great exercise for a tit man!'

'Don't you mean rubbish; we're in England!'

"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"Whoa whoa whoa, I haven't even told you my safe word yet!"