Lovers Of International Humor Mugs

Playing Chess with Australians...

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Raised by Dogs

'Hon, I'm home!'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"Returns"

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

"I love you the way the French love Jerry Lewis."

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"He still hasn't figured out how to get out of his invisible cubicle."

Mime Prison

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

'I 'Marvo the magician', being of right mind...have taken it with me.'

'That's what you get for discovering gravity, Sir Isaac.'

STILL LIVES - 'I never know if I'm coming or going with you!'

"And what would you consider your legacy to be, Dr. Fauci, when all of this is behind us?"

'You're healthy as an eohippus!'

"Control yourselves!... I only said you may kiss the bride!"

'Jogging is a great exercise for a tit man!'

Arm puncture...

'Don't you mean rubbish; we're in England!'

After an argument, they always kissed and made up.

"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"Whoa whoa whoa, I haven't even told you my safe word yet!"

One of the disciples fools around at the Last Supper.