Global Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Psy and the end of the world.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

Internet Shoplifting

"...but, seriously..."

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Spam.

How to create a brilliant cartoon

Amateur Spam.

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

Hits Needed, please click.

Focus group

'It took a great severance package before I agreed to ride off into the sunset.'

Lost Luggage/Lost Passengers

'Don't you mean rubbish; we're in England!'

"How long would it take to cook my goose? I have a camel train to catch..."

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

'It's the law of the puszta, son. Them tripping on a banana skin, that's funny. Us tripping on a banana skin, that's a conspiracy!'

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

"I've been toiling for months to write the great American tweet."

"Funny hey, my mum's advice on 'travel essentials' is 'don't pack a toothbrush'..."

"My ears are burning - Somebody must be blogging about me."

Download Hot Pics: Leda and the Swan.

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

'It's the last time I fly with a no-frills airline!'

Estate Agents - Now in!! Affordable houses (flooded).

"The best thing about getting old is YouTube wasn't around when we did really stupid stuff."

Internet crap.

Budget motel - wifi, Hbo and bed bugs.

Man gets a sun tan on a tourist guide book.

"May I get a seat with extra leg room, please?"

"Hey little buddy, let's team up and save the world...Then we'll have pizza, you ever tried pepperoni pizza?"