Global Humor Enthusiast Pillows

Psy and the end of the world.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Internet Shoplifting

"...but, seriously..."

How to create a brilliant cartoon

Spam.

Amateur Spam.

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

Hits Needed, please click.

Focus group

'It took a great severance package before I agreed to ride off into the sunset.'

Download Hot Pics: Leda and the Swan.

"Funny hey, my mum's advice on 'travel essentials' is 'don't pack a toothbrush'..."

"My ears are burning - Somebody must be blogging about me."

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

'It's the law of the puszta, son. Them tripping on a banana skin, that's funny. Us tripping on a banana skin, that's a conspiracy!'

"How long would it take to cook my goose? I have a camel train to catch..."

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

Lost Luggage/Lost Passengers

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

"I've been toiling for months to write the great American tweet."

'Don't you mean rubbish; we're in England!'

'It's the last time I fly with a no-frills airline!'

Estate Agents - Now in!! Affordable houses (flooded).

Internet crap.

Man gets a sun tan on a tourist guide book.

If Leonardo Da Vinci had posted a copy of the Mona Lisa online after painting it.

"May I get a seat with extra leg room, please?"

Revealing Airport Security