Lovers Of Funny Pairings Pillows

"If we teamed up we would be unstoppable."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Joined at the hipster.

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

Busy mom drops a child off at the kennels and is on her way to dropping the dog off at kindergarten.

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

"The secret of our relationship? Easy. She just acts as if I don't even exist."

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

'You're becoming so distant, Els!'

"Yes, we did try to save our marriage. But, then he ran off with the marriage guidance counsellor."

"We have met today because you, Cynthia, and you, Kevin, now want to look together for a scapegoat to blame for your stupidity, your laziness, your total failure, and for your antisocial behaviour."

Snowmen during the Stone Age...

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

'That's in case there's any backsliding.'

"So, the rumors are true. He is faster than a speeding bullet."

"I'm a freelance radiologist."

'You've got to be brave now... I'm not going to leave you in 2009!'

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

'You mean there's no money back guaranteed if I'm not satisfied?'

'Your toilet isn't working!! Can you hold?'

'Nothing to worry about, Dear, just a little accident on the information superhighway.'

Man at 'Returns' window: 'It's probably better if my wife told you what I think...'

"Stop touching me Steve!"

Feces on a stick (huge street vender fly selling shit)

'This is no time for a snail's pace.'

"Goodnight, dear. Goodnight, Scooter. Goodnight, erection."

'The recession is now affecting Ralph's hairline.'

"Why must you always pre-empt my nightmares?"