Lovers Of Funny Pairings Pillows

"If we teamed up we would be unstoppable."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

Busy mom drops a child off at the kennels and is on her way to dropping the dog off at kindergarten.

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

"We have met today because you, Cynthia, and you, Kevin, now want to look together for a scapegoat to blame for your stupidity, your laziness, your total failure, and for your antisocial behaviour."

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

'You're becoming so distant, Els!'

"Yes, we did try to save our marriage. But, then he ran off with the marriage guidance counsellor."

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

'That's in case there's any backsliding.'

'You mean there's no money back guaranteed if I'm not satisfied?'

"I'm a freelance radiologist."

'You've got to be brave now... I'm not going to leave you in 2009!'

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

"So, the rumors are true. He is faster than a speeding bullet."

'Your toilet isn't working!! Can you hold?'

'Nothing to worry about, Dear, just a little accident on the information superhighway.'

A Milk Pairing Guide

'The recession is now affecting Ralph's hairline.'

Man at 'Returns' window: 'It's probably better if my wife told you what I think...'

"Why must you always pre-empt my nightmares?"

Feces on a stick (huge street vender fly selling shit)

"Goodnight, dear. Goodnight, Scooter. Goodnight, erection."

"Stop touching me Steve!"

'This is no time for a snail's pace.'