Lover Of Unexpected Purchases T-Shirts

"Congratulations, you just bought the book WE put up for auction!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Where can I find the lefts?"

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Traffic Cone Monsters

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

How would Madam like to pay?

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

Shopping Trips

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'Hi, yourself.'

"My husband's suing me for mall practice."

Winter Sale

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.