Lover Of Unexpected Purchases Pillows

"Congratulations, you just bought the book WE put up for auction!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Where can I find the lefts?"

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Traffic Cone Monsters

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

How would Madam like to pay?

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Shopping Trips

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

"My husband's suing me for mall practice."

Winter Sale

To the Aquarium

'Hi, yourself.'