Lover Of Quirky Tools T-Shirts

Drain cleaning

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

CLEAR!

D.I.Y with dad.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

Clam Spearing

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

Men's Prayer Group.

Builders.

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

Carpenter

'I'd like you to meet the saw, the hammer and, well, you know the drill.'

Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.

Swiss Army garden tool

Acupressure Gauge

An angry Hammer and a Thumb about to cross paths.

The biggest fish.

Workers rest

'I don't need a hard hat, boss. I passed the plumb bob test where they dropped one on me from 50 stories up and I suffered no ill effects.'

'That's Oog -- the poor sam invented garden tools.'

A Utility Knife.