Lover Of Quirky Tools T-Shirts

Drain cleaning

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

CLEAR!

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

D.I.Y with dad.

A crab with a utility knife claw

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

Clam Spearing

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

Men's Prayer Group.

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

Builders.

Carpenter

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

'I'd like you to meet the saw, the hammer and, well, you know the drill.'

Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.

Swiss Army garden tool

'I don't need a hard hat, boss. I passed the plumb bob test where they dropped one on me from 50 stories up and I suffered no ill effects.'

Essentials

A Utility Knife.

An angry Hammer and a Thumb about to cross paths.

'That's Oog -- the poor sam invented garden tools.'

The biggest fish.

Nail Ambush