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"How about this round mouth shovel."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

D.I.Y with dad.

The Hammer

A crab with a utility knife claw

CLEAR!

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Everything you need for self-assembly."