Lover Of Quirky Designs Pillows

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

The Food Chain

Cake Free Zone

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Bathroom Fairy

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

His & hers towels.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Clam Spearing

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

A small man under a giant microscope.

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Air Dentistry

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

Missing sock

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

"How?"

'It's a bill collector!'

Watch Your Step

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

Police Box

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Red in tooth and claw.

Artist, painting graphs.

"She always gets the upper bunk."

The Ugly Plant

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.