Lover Of Playful Art Pillows

Distraction.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

The Food Chain

"Bless You."

Drunk Barber

The Sculptor

Jackson Pollock as a child

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

Family Butcher.

A small man under a giant microscope.

When lice dream.

'It's a bill collector!'

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

"Get your knockoff pretzels."

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

Action shot portrait.

Witches and Their Drones

"Allow Me"

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

"Edward? Can I play with your stuff?"

"Carl! Carl! He's telling the truth! He's married. The single guy lives next door."

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

'I played around with acrylics for about a minute, but now I work exclusively with food.'

'You have to do that chair again. You got the paint on upside down.'

Graffiti in a Gallery

Standing on sheets of paper.

"Looks like he's found a loop hole."

Desert Island To Let.

'Hmmmm! Third time he's been back he MUST be keen.'

'I can still remember the good old days when I used to go through your pockets!'

The Grim Reaper's pets.