Lover Of Playful Art Mugs

Distraction.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

The Food Chain

"Bless You."

Drunk Barber

The Sculptor

Jackson Pollock as a child

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

Family Butcher.

A small man under a giant microscope.

When lice dream.

'It's a bill collector!'

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"Get your knockoff pretzels."

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

Witches and Their Drones

"Allow Me"

Action shot portrait.

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

Graffiti in a Gallery

"Carl! Carl! He's telling the truth! He's married. The single guy lives next door."

"Edward? Can I play with your stuff?"

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

'I played around with acrylics for about a minute, but now I work exclusively with food.'

'You have to do that chair again. You got the paint on upside down.'

Standing on sheets of paper.

"Looks like he's found a loop hole."

'I can still remember the good old days when I used to go through your pockets!'

Desert Island To Let.

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

'Hmmmm! Third time he's been back he MUST be keen.'