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"Give me a couple years, and I can answer your simple question about the new regulations."

"Well, done, Kimble - this is a credit to mumbo and jumbo."

"The bad news is that your case is 100% indefensible...we'd be delighted to represent you."

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

"So, she broke in, ate your porridge, broke a chair and slept in your bed? You won't get much compensation through the courts, but you could sell the story to the media. . ."

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"Not guilty?"

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'Way too much information on your resume.'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

"You don't have to answer that."

"In my client's defence, the label on the bottle clearly read, 'rat poison'...not 'people poison'."

'My client may have huffed and he may have puffed, but ladies and gentlemen, he just happens to have a very bad smoker's cough. He did not blow anyone's house down!'

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

Robert Macaire as a Barrister

'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'

'I will not have the species card played in my courtroom, Counselor.'

Eleven Angry Men and One Happy Chappy

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.