Lover Of History's Mysteries Gifts

Boarding House Kitchen

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Servicemen.

Southwark Fair.

Knight Golfing

Moses' Tablet

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'Where was the TSA?'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Trump secret police

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"It is we."

Paul Ree

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

The Other Cooperstown

After the Sentence

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!