History-loving Friend Gifts

"It's true, Caesar. Rome is declining, but I expect it to pick up in the next quarter."

'What really stung is when they wanted the Magna Carta notarized!'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

England.

Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.

1800: Literacy rates rise. Reading aloud for education and entertainment falls out of favor. Millions are shushed.

"Saving the nation is cozy."

"O.K., now can you make like a million little tiny ones?"

The Wellington Statue.

'Be reasonable, dear - if it weren't for Lady Godiva, we wouldn't have ANY tourism!'

British Prime Ministers.

'Me too, I can remember exactly where I was when President Lincoln was shot.'

'I could have sworn that God was on our side.'

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I think he was a celebrity."

Servicemen.

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Knight Golfing

Moses' Tablet

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Where was the TSA?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Paul Ree

That's What Happens

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"It is we."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."