Lover Of Dark Tales Gifts

Poet-in-residence: 'Mr. Poe is out. He'll get back to you 'nevermore'.'

It was the call of the wild. Or death. It was getting hard to tell them apart.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"Long Johns Silver."

"No, let down your hair!"

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Misery lit...

La Boheme - Mimi dies

'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled...'

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

Trilby - 'I believe you, my boy!'

"I believed all the conspiracy theories except this one."

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

Begging Leprechaun, out of luck.

Staff picks

'When I was your age we had to carry our water from the spring in a bucket...and then we'd get it out with a dipper!'

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

Route 666

Paranormal Inactivity

Don Quixote

Horror Stories by the Base campfire.

'I still don't believe any of that bunk your friend was giving us about hypnosis.'

Edgar Allan Poe

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

"Oh, you big silly. Did you forget to put the clock back?"

"I mean - how big can this Goliath guy be?"

"I kind of like you in these moods, Phil!"

"We have 'Too Hot,' 'Too Cold,' and 'Just Right.'"

"The left rear has nice eyes."

Man and lady at a dance