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'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

"I cross the road to forget."

"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

Dante Alighieri

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

'Now, Mrs Althorpe, if you think you see the man who assaulted you, we just want you to touch him on the shoulder.' (Mrs Althorpe beats a man up and then says she doesn't recognise any of them)

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

Sisyphus, 117 million years on

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"I hope this isn't the start of an insensitive joke that was once considered funny."

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

"I don't know about turning, but I was tossing all night."

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges

American Gothic lol

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

'I had a hole in my pocket, and I lost the tax surplus!'

"Two out of three."

'I'm not too happy about this new identity you lot have given me!'

Clown at custard pie factory, "Are you sure about hiring him Mr Wilkins?"

"So, why are you crossing the road?"

"One of you will always wonder if this could have been settled differently."

'I didn't invent fire, but I like to think I've perfected playing with it.'

"Oh, don't be such a pill, Father - say 'hello' to the child."

"I'm getting really tired of having to explain myself every time I cross the road!"

'My dad's favourite joke is: "listen very carefully, I will say this only fifty times"...'

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HMS Pinafore