Lovelorn Comic Collector Gifts

'I'm finished with the towels so I left them on the floor. Now where can I leave my husband?'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

The Fourth Little Pig

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Moses separating his Laundry.

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

No-Work Orange

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Welcome Spring.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'Super Dog'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"Have you been playing dice?"

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"