Quirky Comics Collector Gifts

Demonic Repossession

"You were rotting ALL NIGHT LONG!"

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

Goodminton!

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"How can you be out of wings?"

Larry's used art

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Seagiraffes

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The Fourth Little Pig

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Welcome Spring.

'Super Dog'

Raincloud Umbrella

"You've changed."

Bears catching fish

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."