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'I'm finished with the towels so I left them on the floor. Now where can I leave my husband?'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

The Fourth Little Pig

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

No-Work Orange

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'