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'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Fourth Little Pig

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Bears catching fish

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'Super Dog'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Mixed Doubles.

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"