Love Guide T-Shirts

"I tell only how to "stay"- not "get" married."

'I agreed to a relationship coach, not a referee.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Flyfishing for dummies.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"You're solemates!"

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Words of Love

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

Recalculating!

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

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The Love Psychologists

"All the celebrities come here."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'