Love Advisor T-Shirts

Find playful and charming T-shirts for your love advisor. These fun tops highlight their knack for giving advice and spreading love, perfect for casual wear and everyday smiles.

"Welcome to Ask Sadie. You're on, Vancouver. What's your problem?"   "I met this really cool guy who makes my toes go numb..."  "...but I'd already been talking to another guy. The thing is, I want them both. Is that selfish?"  "Excellent question."  "This reminds me of the time I went to the Sizzler salad bar. I wanted both the ranch dressing and the vinaigrette. So what I did was, I poured both of them all over my lettuce at the same time."  "Metaphor."  "No, just two."   "...Wait...what?"
"Welcome to Ask Sadie. You're on, Vancouver. What's your problem?"   "I met this really cool guy who makes my toes go numb..."  "...but I'd already been talking to another guy. The thing is, I want them both. Is that selfish?"  "Excellent question."  "This reminds me of the time I went to the Sizzler salad bar. I wanted both the ranch dressing and the vinaigrette. So what I did was, I poured both of them all over my lettuce at the same time."  "Metaphor."  "No, just two."   "...Wait...what?" mockup
"Welcome to Ask Sadie. You're on, Vancouver. What's your problem?"   "I met this really cool guy who makes my toes go numb..."  "...but I'd already been talking to another guy. The thing is, I want them both. Is that selfish?"  "Excellent question."  "This reminds me of the time I went to the Sizzler salad bar. I wanted both the ranch dressing and the vinaigrette. So what I did was, I poured both of them all over my lettuce at the same time."  "Metaphor."  "No, just two."   "...Wait...what?" mockup
"Welcome to Ask Sadie. You're on, Vancouver. What's your problem?"   "I met this really cool guy who makes my toes go numb..."  "...but I'd already been talking to another guy. The thing is, I want them both. Is that selfish?"  "Excellent question."  "This reminds me of the time I went to the Sizzler salad bar. I wanted both the ranch dressing and the vinaigrette. So what I did was, I poured both of them all over my lettuce at the same time."  "Metaphor."  "No, just two."   "...Wait...what?" mockup
"Welcome to Ask Sadie. You're on, Vancouver. What's your problem?"   "I met this really cool guy who makes my toes go numb..."  "...but I'd already been talking to another guy. The thing is, I want them both. Is that selfish?"  "Excellent question."  "This reminds me of the time I went to the Sizzler salad bar. I wanted both the ranch dressing and the vinaigrette. So what I did was, I poured both of them all over my lettuce at the same time."  "Metaphor."  "No, just two."   "...Wait...what?" mockup

Love Advisor T-Shirts Collection

Love Advisor Mugs

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Love Advisor Pillows

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Love Advisor Prints

Browse our art prints designed for love advisors—serve as inspiring reminders of their role in spreading love and guidance.