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Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Butterflies

ET Mishap

Flyfishing for dummies.

'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"All the celebrities come here."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"You've got a friend in me."

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Dummies for Dummies.

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

'I agreed to a relationship coach, not a referee.'

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"Let's split up the jobs for taking care of the baby. I'll take care of what goes in to him. . . you take care of what goes out!"

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

"Ironically, this all started with a little poke on Facebook."