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Sat Nag: Are we there yet, Dad?

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Are we there yet?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Are we there yet?'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Ah...here they are!"

'I mean...'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'Are we there yet?'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

Recalculating!

Summer Energy

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"