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"I think you should try a new direction"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

ET Mishap

Butterflies

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Flyfishing for dummies.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Better times ahead.

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Recalculating!

"All the celebrities come here."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"You've got a friend in me."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

Enlightened Cursing