Love For Skippy Gifts

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

A young Don King

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Comedy Cafe

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

"Okay, he looks pretty stable – switch the middle screen back to the Superbowl."

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

Moebot

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"Ready...."