Love For Skippy Gifts

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

A young Don King

Comedy Cafe

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Beware of Falling Notice.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Pie Charts, Inc.

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

"Okay, he looks pretty stable – switch the middle screen back to the Superbowl."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

Moebot

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.