Lottery Winner Spirit Gifts

"Since he won the lottery he thinks he's too good to hand around with us."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

Belief and Trust.

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

"Have you been scratching this?"

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Corpse Reviver Number 2

Football tournament fever during office hours.

"You idiots … we lost!"

Eurozone leaders reach consensus. . .

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

Fun with Ned-Ball.

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

"Where's the NHS money coming from? Well, I've decided that we will invest £10,000 a week into Euro lottery tickets..."

'Of course, it's marvellous news! Absolutely marvellous! My Word! A national lottery winner! Wonderful stroke of luck!'

'Ordinarily I wouldn't do anything like that, Mr. Hubbard, but I just hit $2 million in the lottery!'

"I just hit the lottery for a million bucks, so today I'm going to punch that timeclock for the last time."

Football Stadium