Lottery Optimist Gifts

"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery."

'Our troubles are over Lew.. I've just won the lottery!'

That shows business confidence.

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

Bribes for Jabs

Six Thinking Hats

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"I love your optimism."

Why do you hate the media?

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'I'm sorry, Bob, it wasn't you who won the mega-pool. It was Helen in accounting.' (to man mooning boss).

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"Have you been scratching this?"

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

Highlights for Adults

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"It's lotto fever."

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Flower growing from a bomb.