Lottery Optimist Pillows

"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery."

'Our troubles are over Lew.. I've just won the lottery!'

That shows business confidence.

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

Six Thinking Hats

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"I love your optimism."

Why do you hate the media?

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

'I'm sorry, Bob, it wasn't you who won the mega-pool. It was Helen in accounting.' (to man mooning boss).

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"Have you been scratching this?"

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

Highlights for Adults

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

"It's lotto fever."

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

Eurozone leaders reach consensus. . .