Lottery Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm in equities and mutual funds. You?'

Scientist wins the lottery

"No, I don't think it'll change him... He's just waiting until it's off-peak time so he can call his mother and tell her the good news!"

'Ha-ha, that's so random.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'This is my scrapbook of losing lottery tickets.'

'Isn't that your fund manager?'

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

"I just won the Euromillions."

This week's lottery numbers

"It's lotto fever."

A lucky bloke finds a winning lottery ticket, just as a meteor is about to hit him - 'Wow, a winning lottery ticket! What are the odds?'

Don't jump! You haven't paid your five bucks for the office lottery pool yet!

Man jumping off a building while another leans out telling him he has won the lotto.

"I'd like 13,983,816 lottery tickets please..."

"Oh, well, this is going to be awkward."

"Those two are recent Powerball money. The people by the table are old state-lottery money."

'I knew they had formed a syndicate but didn't know they had won this week's record payout!'

'My grandaddy made it big in oil...'

'What's all this we hear about you winning the lottery?'

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

'You owe us five more dollars.'

'What number is the hymn 'All things bright and beautiful'?'

'Our fee for representing lottery winners depends on which envelope you pick'

Pools Winners

'Surprise! -- the National Lottery is a DRAFT lottery!'

'Do you really think the sweepstake people are going to award you a million dollars when they misspelled your name on the mass mailing list?'

Sorry, You Didn't Win This Time

"The slave Spartacus has picked this week's lottery numbers!"

'-and if this doesn't change your life,Miss Gibbs my name isn't Arthur Potts,23,Oak Tree Lane,telephone 679021,e mail...'

"Yes, number 5 ... and that means, Albert, if you get the fifth number right, you'll win a retirement pension."

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

"It's not fair, dad, I'm being called names an' bullied at school 'cos we won the lottery an' we're rich."

"Prize patrol. Congratulations, you just won 100 thousand dollars for life!"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"