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Walter from Gamblers Anonymous

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Six Thinking Hats

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

To Stock Exchange

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Flower growing from a bomb.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Tom's last day.

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'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Do-over

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

Just Because it's Tuesday

Coronovirus dreams

'You've become unbearable since you started working in that betting shop!'

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

"There are too many starfish for you to save. How can you possibly hope to make a difference?"

"And finally for the record, the clerk of the court has odds of 6-4 guilty, 2-1 not guilty..."

'Looks like it's going to be a nice day!'

"I can dream, can't I?"

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