Winning The Lottery Gifts

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

"No, I don't think it'll change him... He's just waiting until it's off-peak time so he can call his mother and tell her the good news!"

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

'My owner must have won the lottery!'

'Has winning the lottery had a negative or positive effect on your life?'

'We're collecting for Charlie. He's leaving because he won the lottery.'

"So what did you do with your lottery win?"

'Since winning Lotto, I stay only in five-star hotels: No need for a shell anymore...'

'Has winning all that money changed him, you ask...?'

'So glad we ticked the 'no publicity' box.'

"When I dropped that not off to your boss, telling him where he could stick his job, I finally got round to posting that winning coupon of yours."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'Of course, it's marvellous news! Absolutely marvellous! My Word! A national lottery winner! Wonderful stroke of luck!'

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

"We're going to use the 6.4 million pounds to purchase a terraced in a run down area of Huddersfield."

'It's YOU, isn't it dear? You're the mystery lottery winner!'

'I'm the bride's ex boyfriend. Before she says yes, can I just tell her that I've just won the lottery jackpot?!'

"Since he won the lottery he thinks he's too good to hand around with us."

'Our fee for representing lottery winners depends on which envelope you pick'

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

'Has anything changed since your Dad won the lottery?'

'We're reconciled-thanks to the Lottery rollover!'

"Did you know that if you win, the lottery tells the IRS?"

"Apparently, they're 'old money'. He's one of the very first National lottery winners."

"I know you won the lottery George, but is this the best you can up with?"

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

"It's not fair, dad, I'm being called names an' bullied at school 'cos we won the lottery an' we're rich."

"'Ere! I've been readin' about you in the paper. Winnin' £10 million's made you sad, lonely an' bitter!"

". . . So that's two escorts, three rovers, two BMWs, one porsche, four Jaguars, two Volvos and the Rolls Royce - that's £372,691.07."

"Since we won the lottery, all I've been getting is begging letters..."

"No, I'm not contributing to his 'leaving whip-round'. He's leaving because he won the lottery!"

"Yes, their lives changed when they won the lottery and bought a mansion, but not mine: I'm still not allowed in the house..."

"In addition to your lottery winnings, here's a list of all your new best friends."

"Enjoy!"

Typical body language 1 hour after major Lottery win.