Lottery Win Gifts

"Gosh, now we could afford to go into farming..."

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

"Gosh, now we can afford to go into farming."

Down to earthworms.

"We're going to splash out on some hot water."

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

"What's for tea, love?. . . Beans on toast! We've got £2,376,931 in 't' bank and we're having beans on toast!"

"Promise, Doris, not a word to the neighbours about this."

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

"I'll have him ring you back, at the moment he's feeding the fish. . ."

"He is either on steroids, or he has just won the lottery."

Laughing man running, throwing money in the air.

"I just hit the lottery for a million bucks, so today I'm going to punch that timeclock for the last time."

"Do you think your big lottery win's going to change your life at all, dear?"

"Harry hasn’t done well since winning the lottery."

"I'm still here - a lottery win didn't change me!"

"Pack your bags, Maureen! I've got the lottery up love!"

"This won't affect my benefits, will it?"

"Evening dear, our numbers came up on the lottery so I bought us a new roller."

"I won the lottery. Suddenly HE'S MY best friend."

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

'Dear Diary: Life has changed since I won the lottery...'

'I shall spend part of it on Wine, Women and Song. The rest I shall spend foolishly. . .'

"Hooray! Now I can afford a Chelsea season ticket."

Cat wins lottery and vows to carry on working.

"I didn't expect to see you back here after your lottery success, Mulligan..."

"Yes, winning the lottery has gone straight to his head."

"He's right, my lottery win won't change his way of life but it will make a hell of a difference to mine."

Lottery winner - 'Can I have it in pound coins, please? I need change for the bus!'

John's diamond-encrusted bath was the only indication that he was a big lottery winner...

'Winning the Lottery hasn't changed him one iota-he's still the same old,fat,bone idle git!'

'He's been unbearable since he won the lottery.'

Happy cat.

'-and I've had sackloads of begging letters and I'm amazed at the THOUSANDS of ways my wife can disguise her handwriting!'

'We won the lottery! We're Nouveau Riche! We're Nouveau Riche!'