Lost Roadster T-Shirts

'Your sat-nav was upside-down, you see'

The Lost World: You are Here

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Love by bike

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Give Way To Cyclists

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

'Well? Did you pass?'

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

Trike lowrider

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

You Are Here...X...& YOU Are Lost.

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

Boulder Car

"Warp 1 - engage!"

'Sheep happens.'

You are here.

"But honey, I can't find the cornstarch and neither can the GPS."

Vicar with cross-shaped car aerial.

Washington D.C. next right, or is it left?