Lost Roadster Mugs

'Your sat-nav was upside-down, you see'

The Lost World: You are Here

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Love by bike

Give Way To Cyclists

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

'Well? Did you pass?'

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

Trike lowrider

Boulder Car

"Warp 1 - engage!"

You Are Here...X...& YOU Are Lost.

'Sheep happens.'

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

Vicar with cross-shaped car aerial.

"But honey, I can't find the cornstarch and neither can the GPS."

Washington D.C. next right, or is it left?

You are here.