Lost In Translation Lover Gifts

"You just ordered a large poodle."

Somewhere in France - "Here is your yellow canary", has not, so far, been the most useful of phrases.

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

"Not that kind of hare, Rapunzel!"

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

It was a match made in heaven.

"What's wrong?"

"Make up you mind - do you love me completely or love me to bits?"

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

Feart!

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

If Peter had only interpreted Jesus' words literally...

Golfers lost on the road

"And remember–no more subjunctives where the correct mood is indicative."

Belgium Battle.

'I'm writing an essay on 'the perfectability of man.''

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

'It's too late to copyright 'Have a nice day.''

'On the paupiettes de boeuf a la hongroise, which part is the hongroise?'

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

"She said it's not me; it's my semicolons."

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

'What makes you think they're modern fakes?'

'Her bruxism resulted in a ferine bricole.'

When English Majors have relationship problems.

"No, sweetie. Mommy doesn't buy food that's misspelled."

Edward Fitzgerald.

"When you say everything is 'Wicked good' it feels like you're patronizing us."

Wordplay: Graffiti.