Lost In Translation Enthusiasts Gifts

Castaway can't remembers how to write S.O.S.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"Well that answers that question!"

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

"I prefer your early pieces."

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

Communicating with clients without using buzzwords posed a challenge for the consultants.

Maternity ward: 'Baby talk spoken here.'

"The first goal of our ad hoc committee should be to learn Latin."

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

'She's got a speech impediment.'

'English is their second language.'

Directions.

Brothers Grimm

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

We hadn't realised your body language was French....

If Peter had only interpreted Jesus' words literally...

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

She was always an introvert.