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"You just ordered a large poodle."

Somewhere in France - "Here is your yellow canary", has not, so far, been the most useful of phrases.

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"This city is becoming unlivable."

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"Not that kind of hare, Rapunzel!"

It was a match made in heaven.

"What's wrong?"

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

Feart!

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

Golfers lost on the road

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

Belgium Battle.

"And remember–no more subjunctives where the correct mood is indicative."

'On the paupiettes de boeuf a la hongroise, which part is the hongroise?'

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

'I'm writing an essay on 'the perfectability of man.''

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

'It's too late to copyright 'Have a nice day.''

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

"She said it's not me; it's my semicolons."

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

'What makes you think they're modern fakes?'

When English Majors have relationship problems.

Edward Fitzgerald.

"When you say everything is 'Wicked good' it feels like you're patronizing us."

'Her bruxism resulted in a ferine bricole.'

"Jekyll, old man - I think you've made my wife's drink a bit too strong."

Wordplay: Graffiti.

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

"If you want a real metamorphosis, try lifting, bro."