Might Get Lost In Translation T-Shirts

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

'The good news is, you write what you know. Unfortunately, you don't know much.'

If Peter had only interpreted Jesus' words literally...

'On the paupiettes de boeuf a la hongroise, which part is the hongroise?'

"orfay igPay atinLay, esspray ootway."

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

"You monster!"

Edward Fitzgerald.

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

"So to summarise our qualitative study results... your product is like a 'rainbow of French squirrels followed by a small popping noise'."

'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'

"Earbuds are tiny headphones."

Castaway can't remembers how to write S.O.S.

Free Online Quechua to English Translator...

"KJV, NIV, ESV, NKJV, how about just God's word."

"Hi! I'm on the trina."

'It's an extremely rare dialect, but I think the rough translation is: We want stuffing instead of potatoes'.'

"It says, 'Celebrating 3,000 years in this location'."

'How much for everyone?'

Books. Fifty Shades of Grey. check Out. I'd like to return "Fifty Shades of Grey." I thought it was a guide to laundry for bachelors.

"You just ordered a large poodle."

Somewhere in France - "Here is your yellow canary", has not, so far, been the most useful of phrases.

"That's Phil...he's got a simple imprecation for everything."

"Okay, okay! I'll ask the next person I see for directions!"

We're not sure, but we think you're here.

"Oh man! I forgot my key!"