Those Lost In Words T-Shirts

'The good news is, you write what you know. Unfortunately, you don't know much.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'Cartoonist thinking'

Mime Baby

Mime father in the delivery room.

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

Reading in the rain.

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

"Your honor, I'd like to request a new defense attorney!"

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

Reflection greeting cards.

'Don't give up hope, Steve -- they may decided to relocate a football franchise here!'

'Get a pen and paper quick, I'm about to say something witty before I die!'

"He wasn't ready for the talk."

"May I write a poem about you?"

'A moiety of twa is still ae.'

"I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States."

Castaway can't remembers how to write S.O.S.

"Your comments are interesting, but demographically you don't count."

"You just ordered a large poodle."

Somewhere in France - "Here is your yellow canary", has not, so far, been the most useful of phrases.

'Huh? Sorry. I was in Tahiti for a minute there.'

'Never engage a mingy stentor in a brulzie.'

Sisyphus the mime

"Okay, okay! I'll ask the next person I see for directions!"

'The last thing I remember saying is, 'it looks like it's gonna be cloudy'.'

"Excuse me, Officer. I'm an academic. Where am I?"

'I know you're listening to me Jimmy...I can hear you grinding your teeth.'