Talking Without Words T-Shirts

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Men gossiping

"I'm fascinated by body language."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Woman on the phone.

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

Dialogue

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

You can't get what up

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Water cooler talk stations."

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

Mime father in the delivery room.

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

Pie chart of pub conversations

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

African shadow

Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. What do "man-to-man talks" usually consist of? What? I've never really had one, I don't think. What usually goes into them? Sports? Shaving? Carburetors? A little of this, a little of that. There's a proper ratio, of course. I'm not good at math.

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

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